Connie's Plans for World Domination

This is being posted in the hopes that if Connie does in fact die before graduation we'll know what to do. This plan came into existence as the result of some serious man-bashing (and a psych assignment).

CONNIE'S PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION

• Create a mind control device that can be implanted under a person’s skin to take over the mind.

• Control children to get close to World Leaders. Nobody ever suspects children.

• Use controlled children to implant Device into World Leaders while they sleep.

• Control World Leaders to hand their leadership over to Me, making me the Supreme Ruler over the whole world.

• Fix World’s Problems.

  • Weapons banned worldwide. Closest thing to a gun is air soft and nerf.

  • Punishments fit the crime.

  • Strong women put into places of power overseen by me or trusted individuals. Men have had thousands of years to mess up the world, give us women a chance for once.

    • This causes world peace.

    • Everyone will be treated so much better, unless they make each other mad.

      • Organize a very well trained worldwide team specifically for such situations.

  • Men are used for breeding stock, manual labor, and occasional entertainment (actors, performers, etc).

    • Requirements for breeding stock: IQ above 100, above average attractiveness, disease free.

    • Requirements for entertainment: Above average attractiveness.

    • All others will be castrated and used for manual labor.

    • Those with above 100 IQ but below average attractiveness will be castrated and educated to be used in other forms of help (cooking, nursing, childcare, teaching, driving, etc). These men will all be mind controlled to ensure obedience.

    • Any who try to rebel will be mind controlled or executed.

  • No such thing as money. I am the government, so why do we need it?

• Pick island in a warm climate

  • Order three mansions to be built on the island, one for me and my girl friends and future children, one for my all male staff, and one for my male harem.

    • I will have only the best specimens for my male harem.

  • Once I get everything settled down and the world is working without my help, I will never work again for the rest of my life.